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Josh Cypher

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Josh Cypher

aka DJ Cypher aka Stoopid Rock aka The Wonder Wizard and his Wheels of Steel

 

Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster (●●)

Greatest DJ in the Galaxy          (●●●)

Electrical Engineer                     (●●●) 

 

Armor:

 

[Wrath Armor]

Properties: Metaemotive Shielding (Immunity to Effects of Wrath)

Armor: [|||]

Wrath Tank: [-----]

Warning: When the suit's armor has been depleted, it will return to disc form and become non-functional.

 

 

Cool Points - (---)

 

Race: Human, may have a little something else in him though

Age: 26

Appearance: 5' 10", Blond Hair

 

Usually seen in clubs wearing his signature Tecknologicz Helmet (a super computer he designed and created himself, only one in existence) and his prototype prosthetic arms (robotic arms that connect to his nervous system, allows him extra boosts of strength, as well as other built in tools to aid in his DJing) 

 

Typically wears stone-washed jeans with a t-shit and a flannel with the sleeves rolled up, however, he can be seen wearing expensive suits and such when on meetings or playing at high-end clubs

 

Swag:

 

  • Tecknologicz Helmet
  • Prototype Hands
  • Small U3 Holdout Revolver
  • 2.5 Trillion GB of Music in the form of a standard iDJ implant
  • Old, Dirty, Messenger Bag; has what seems to be the logo of the Theo-Naturalists on it.
  • Small Flask
  • G.I.M.P. Program
  • Omnitool Program Program
  • Wrath Armor Disc 

 

----------------------------------------------------[UUUS FILE]-------------------------------------------------

 

Papers collected from the home of Josh Cypher (aka DJ Cypher)

 

 

EXPLOSION CATAPULTS DJ INTO INFAMY, MANY LIVES LOST

'Connor

 

It started out a peaceful day on Star Fish Colony, a day that ended in tragedy. Many colonists in the area could be found, preparing for a concert held by a well known Disc Jockey that goes by the name Josh Cypher (20). There was to be food, booze and merriment galore as the DJ played a remix his new CD, 'Aphrodisiac Tracks'

This was not to be however, as nearing the end of the second set, a large crackling noise could be heard from one of the pyrotechnic displays. Suddenly, the display exploaded, sending a wave of super heated plasma over the edge of the stage, killing the first three rows instantaneously. Attempting to save a small child in the front row, the DJ lost both of his hands and 20% of his forearms, while also sustaining large 3rd degree burns. He was rushed to the hospital immediately, as medics rushed to the scene. Josh is currently in the ER, though doctors say that they will be able to reverse the burns, they will never be able to recover his arms, and the DJ will most likely never play again. In the incident, over 65 lives were lost, with 35 people sustaining injuries.

Police say the the equipment was set up by Josh himself, and after being released from the hospital, will be pending psychoanalysis and trial.

 

 

TRIAL OF THE CENTURY: DJ IS LET OFF WITH MISDEMEANOR AFTER KILLING MANY

 

With his many Fans behind him, Josh Cypher (aka DJ Cypher) was let off with a misdemeanor after a large explosion caused by the DJ killed many of his loyal listeners. Despite their chanting of "He's a Superhero/ I know it's true" (Superhero, by DJ Cypher), Josh looked as unheroic as possible. Upon being realised from the hospital, Josh was carted directly to prison, where he spent his days during his 2 month trial. Losing his arms in the 'incident', Josh will more than likely never DJ again. [Continued on C4]

 

 

 

PSYCHOANALYSIS ENTRY: Josh Cypher   

Age: 20

Species: Human

Gender: Male

 

Meyers-Briggs Test Results

ENTP

Extraverted- 89%

Intuitive- 12%

Thinking- 12%

Perceiving- 33%

Personality Type- Inventor

 

 

Notes: 

 

Subject attempted to flirt with me five minutes into the oral examination. Comments such as "That is one sexy pantsuit, if I do say so myself" and "I thought this was an oral examination" where thrown about. When I told him off, he seemed to back down a bit.

 

Definite ego, more than likely do to his success as a DJ. Ego may have something to do with his, playboy-type persona, though there is a good chance that existed before he became a DJ.

 

When asked if he had any close friends he responded, "I've had lots of girlfriends, honey, but the only 'BFF' I've ever had was this one dude named Rory Snow. Now that motherfucker could bust a move."

 

When I commented on his arms he brighten up a bit, telling me all the specifics of the arms, and how he made them himself. "Yeah, I created them to replace my arms after, you know...in any case, they serve as a portable DJ table, as well as-"(he began speaking so excitedly at this point, I barely had time to write it down)

 

Moving him along into the Brain W.A.V.E. machine for the final portion of the analysis, Josh began telling me all the specifics of the machine, once again showing his affinity for technology, as well as his ego.

 

Despite this massive ego, I was extremely surprised to find that in the darkest corners of his mind, he is detrimentally scarred by the event that changed his life. I began to pity him. He must be haunted by it everyday, I thought.

 

"Uh, hello? Pycho-chick? Could you please stop raping my brain and let me out of this steel piece of crap?"

 

Awakened from my daydreaming by this retort , I quickly let Josh out and told him that his session was 

up. Handing me a business card, he said, "Call me anytime you wanna change out of that pantsuit, and into

something a bit, more fun"

 

EXAMINER: Megan Sharr'ca

 

----------------------------------------------------[Police Report]------------------------------------------------------ 

 

Card found on bodies #43267, #43268, and #43269

 

Bares the fingerprints of: Sarah O'Connor (Famous Newspaper reporter turned anchorwoman), Richard Herrata (Known Hired Assassin), and Josh Cypher (Chart Topping DJ, prime suspect in Case #420654)

 

Description:

 

  • Ace of Spades found on the front, with the name of a local business over it  
  • On the back is a notes section
  • Most of the notes are illegible; written in complex code
  • We could make out the name Josh Cypher, along with his address
  • We also translated 'Kill at all costs', as well as 'Revenge Killing: Take Pictures'

 

 

 

 

 

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